Saturday, November 26, 2016

Winter Observations

 
Gilmore Girl Spoilers coming up.
Scroll by now if you don't want to share in my observations and excitements from episode 1, "Winter", quite yet...
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Ok...we good? Great. Here are some of my faves from the first episode:
~First observation was that Netflix filed Gilmore Girls under "Children & Family Movies"....ummm....not exactly an accurate spot...
~Rory and Lorelei's opening scene...Oh. My. Word! I think there were at least 30,000 words said in the name of witty, giggle candy. "You've been stuffed up in a glorified tin can for the last 7 hours surrounded by people with consumption, diphtheria, scabbies, rabid dogs, drugged up children..."
"What airline are you flying?"
~Lorelei stopping suddenly from chasing Rory because she "just hit all of her steps"... (this is me...)
~Zach's promotions being the biggest pain in the butt.
~"OOO-ber"
~The town chipping in to get Lulu and Kirk a pig to buy the the town a couple years of them reproducing.
~The troubadour is back! He's secretly my fave...
*Note this is only the first 8 minutes...

~Luke cooking a whole dinner while the girls eat tacos they got elsewhere getting offended. Then Lorelei blaming him for "body shaming" to "trigger warnings" to "the war on Christmas"...bahaha!
~Tater tots go great with tacos. Tater tots go great IN tacos!
~Poor, forgettable Paul...
~Lorelei's suffocating pajamas in the drawer, thus she can't put them away.
~The dirty (as in gross) bathroom dream...
~Fake WiFi passwords at Luke's
~Lorelei's meltdown over the missing coffee maker leading to the firing of a chef.
~The giganormous canvas painting of Richard. "You intended for my forearm and dad's eyebrow to be the same length!?"
~The ugly, sobbing (by me) during Richard's funeral.
~"But after you pass the peyote, what bathroom will you use to throw-up in?" -Emily
~Would you ever have a "fresh kid"?
~Luke's confusion about the surrogate process... bahahaha!
~Paris' current career...oh my!!! The "assessing"...ugh...
~The shocker of LOGAN! WHAT?!?!?! What is this "relationship"?!?!
~Emily in jeans.
~Emily's plan for her death. "It's in the cash box in an envelope labeled 'body-shipping money".

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